The Bazura Project 1.02 – Feature Story
Where does you cinema ticket money go? When you fork over that fifteen bucks, there are exhibitors, distributors, studios, production companies, directors, producers, actors, agents and Jack Nicholson all fighting over your sweet, sweet coins.
The Bazura Project 1.02 – Interview
Why does film producer Pete! Ford spell his name with an exclamation mark? We decide not to find out, and instead chat about why someone would ever want to produce films.
The Bazura Project 1.02 – Reviews
The Holiday: complete and utter crap, or just mostly crap? This hot question is briefly debated as Shannon and Lee dig into the new film from Nancy Myers.
The Bazura Project 1.02 – Outro
Adios!
The Bazura Project 1.03 – Opening
You see, you’ve really had a wonderful show. Don’t you realise what a mistake it would be to throw it all away?
The Bazura Project 1.03 – News
Guillermo Del Toro gets a job. Ed Harris gets a job. Zombies… lose a job?
The Bazura Project 1.03 – Feature Story
Christmas brings with it a sleigh’s worth of Christmas movies. But where are the seasonal movies for other religions? We investigate.
The Bazura Project 1.03 – Interview
Dr George Miller is the genius behind the Mad Max series. He talks to Bazura about his new focus: dancing penguins.
The Bazura Project 1.03 – Reviews
Shannon and Lee have a boxing match over Boxing Day movies: Night at the Museum and Happy Feet. Which one is worthy of your time and money? Only we can almost commit to maybe suggesting one over the other.
The Bazura Project 1.03 – Outro
Selamat tinggal!
The Adventures of Steve and Dean
The real heroes of The Bazura Project were Steve and Dean, a pair of mystery-solving BFFs who would often be called upon by the local constabulary when a smuggler-related crime proved too baffling for traditional law enforcement. But Steve and Dean weren’t just a pair of precocious genius sleuths: they were also big movie lovers. When a mystery proved too tough, they would take some time off and go to the local picturehouse to see what Old Man Oldman had in store for them that day. But shortly after they bought their tickets for one film, they’d be distracted by an exciting movie poster and see whatever that was advertising instead – and every time it proved fortuitous! The movie poster movie would trigger something in their heads, a vital clue that they’d overlooked, and halfway through the film they would run and solve the crime! If it wasn’t for their bijou diversions, they would never have solved The Mystery of the Dragon Smugglers, The Mystery of the Depressed Danish Sheep Farmer Smugglers, or The Mystery of the Benicio Del Toro Smugglers.
The Bazura Project 1.04 – Opening
Lee thinks it’s time for new opening theme music. Shannon is not convinced.
The Bazura Project 1.04 – News
Just because it’s the Christmas/New Year period, doesn’t mean we couldn’t shore up some interesting news for you… or does it?
The Bazura Project 1.04 – Feature Story
How do you behave when you go to the movies? We have absolutely no idea. We barely know you. But how should you behave when you go to the movies? The Bazura Project instructs you on proper cinema etiquette.
The Bazura Project 1.04 – Interview
Shannon and Lee speak to Harvie Krumpet producer Melanie Coombs about throwing things against walls, prostitutes, and beer.
