Want to know the latest movie news of 2006-2008? Then this archive is for you! Couched in overly-snarky commentary, the Bazura news items will take you back to a time when Dan Aykroyd was still committed to Ghostbusters 3 or when the Star Trek reboot nearly starred Matt Damon.

The Bazura Project 2.06 – News

Is Joel Silver abusing monkeys? Is Dirty Dozen being remade? Is there a new Australian vampire film? Only Bazura but also maybe Google can provide you with your weekly semi-accurate movie news.

The Bazura Project 2.07 – News

Dracula returns, kids get too much fantasy, Spielberg meets Sorkin, and we pay tribute to a great Australian filmmaker.

The Bazura Project 2.08 – News

A new Spock, a new Green Hornet, a new Wolverine (director) and two oddly similar films await you in this week’s news.

The Bazura Project 2.11 – News

What’s the new Indiana Jones movie called? Is Brett Ratner planning an “urban” Ocean’s 11? Which real life person is Steve Coogan playing? Who shot the Notorious BIG? Are these rhetorical questions getting annoying?

The Bazura Project 2.12 – News

Is there a new Fantastic Voyage? Is the Justice League movie finally going ahead? Is there a new oscarbait role for Jamie Foxx? Is there a receptacle that could possibly contain the respect Lee has for Len Wiseman?

The Bazura Project 3.01 – News

Tonto rides again, vampires get religious, Guy Ritchie takes on Sherlock Holmes, and Will Smith Might Be Legend again.

The Bazura Project 3.02 – News

Who might be the Green Lantern? What is David Cronenberg doing next? Which actor thinks he can do Louis Armstrong? You’d better wear something waterproof.

The Bazura Project 3.03 – News

Steven Soderbergh looks to the porn industry, new Star Trek stills are closely monitored, Brad Pitt becomes a god, and a good concept threatens to run itself into the ground.

The Bazura Project 3.04 – News

Steven Soderbergh tests the limits of his most devoted fan, Guy Pearce is set to star in a new film called Animal Kingdom, the author of Fight Club gets adaptated again, and Shannon delivers a Fantasy News Story.

The Bazura Project 3.05 – News

Scorsese gets Kurasaway, Sam Mendes gets preachy, an egomaniac gets a sequel, and Elvis gets a manager.

The Bazura Project 3.06 – News

Santa Claus fights evil, Sylvester Stallone is expendable, Spielberg is an old boy, and Sam Worthington clashes with titans.

The Bazura Project 3.07 – News

Marc Forster initiates the Apocalypse, Steven Soderbergh splits up a t-shirt, the Academy loses score, and a seed planted eighteen months ago provides Bazura with a rare exclusive (of sorts).

The Bazura Project 3.08 – News

Mary and Max go online, Hollywood sinks even lower, the X-Men go emo, and a fascinating new project everyone’s talking about.

The Bazura Project 3.09 – News

Paul Shrader goes Bollywood, Tom Selleck goes bridal, Terry Gilliam goes Quixotic, and Christian Bale goes [after] Johnny Depp.

The Bazura Project 3.10 – News

The AFI Awards balloon up, Hollywood hails Caesars, Stephen Sommers goes ape, and Sigourney Weaver is enfranchised.

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