Want to know the latest movie news of 2006-2008? Then this archive is for you! Couched in overly-snarky commentary, the Bazura news items will take you back to a time when Dan Aykroyd was still committed to Ghostbusters 3 or when the Star Trek reboot nearly starred Matt Damon.
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On 31 May 2011, the Bazura crew descended on the ABC studios in Elsternwick to film a somewhat ambitious opening title sequence...
Is Joel Silver abusing monkeys? Is Dirty Dozen being remade? Is there a new Australian vampire film? Only Bazura but also maybe Google can provide you with your weekly semi-accurate movie news.
What’s the new Indiana Jones movie called? Is Brett Ratner planning an “urban” Ocean’s 11? Which real life person is Steve Coogan playing? Who shot the Notorious BIG? Are these rhetorical questions getting annoying?
Is there a new Fantastic Voyage? Is the Justice League movie finally going ahead? Is there a new oscarbait role for Jamie Foxx? Is there a receptacle that could possibly contain the respect Lee has for Len Wiseman?
Who might be the Green Lantern? What is David Cronenberg doing next? Which actor thinks he can do Louis Armstrong? You’d better wear something waterproof.
Steven Soderbergh looks to the porn industry, new Star Trek stills are closely monitored, Brad Pitt becomes a god, and a good concept threatens to run itself into the ground.
Steven Soderbergh tests the limits of his most devoted fan, Guy Pearce is set to star in a new film called Animal Kingdom, the author of Fight Club gets adaptated again, and Shannon delivers a Fantasy News Story.
Marc Forster initiates the Apocalypse, Steven Soderbergh splits up a t-shirt, the Academy loses score, and a seed planted eighteen months ago provides Bazura with a rare exclusive (of sorts).